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But if I'm stealing from the rich I have to start with myself. Not fun.

I did say at least.

Fine. Greek food is my favorite and I'm quite fond of lamb.

Hm, true. To be fair, though, Robin Hood didn't steal from every rich person. I'm pretty sure.

Well, they're all stupid because we're awesome.

Thanks~ ♥

It would be very antihero of me to only steal from my fellow rich idiots.

We are. I don't like anyone better.

Any other knowledge you wish to prise from me?

Right? Could you donate your own money? Absolutely. But it's more fun if it's forcefully taken from others.

Me either. ♥

What's your social security number?

This is sounding more appealing by the minute.

666.

Kind of sad I'll be dead so I won't be able to really appreciate it. Unless you're just going to do it with or without my murder leaving you untethered.

Man, I should have been able to guess that one.

I could probably be convinced not to murder you.

You're slipping, Noah.

I am taking you to dinner tomorrow, which is very cool and nice of me.

I'm getting old, I guess.

Anyone could take me out to dinner, though.

Ancient. Like someone's grandpa on perpetual spring break.

Yeah but who else is taking you to dinner?

Aren't you older than me?

Ouch. No need to remind me that I'm forever alone.

You'll never know.

Alone??? Do I not exist, Mints? Jeeze.

I'm pretty sure I saw a grey hair on you the other day, so I'm going to go with yes.

I'm going to throw a chair at you.

Actually, now that I think about it, your hair was just so shiny and perfect that I mistook a highlight for a grey hair. How silly of me.

It's like you want me to throw hands.

Never - I don't want you to mess up your manicure. I just know you like to be a little mad at me at all times.

Being consistently murderous is my love language.

See? I do it for you ♥ I'm so generous.

That's not the word I'd use!

I don't want to know what word you'd use.

It could be a nice word.

[...] Alright, I'll bite. What is it?

I can't decide between hideous and odoriferous.

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Cry about it.

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