exacutus | ic spam.

How's that thin ice you're treading?

Is red too obvious?

A little treacherous, but I've mostly got the hang of it. 😘

Who cares if it is? We're going to look so good.

Famous last words.

Honestly, I feel sorry for anyone who isn't us.

Mints, what would you do if you murdered me? You'd be so bored.

I normally do anyways.

Oh hey, what's your favorite kind of food?

Probably turn to a life of crime to keep myself entertained.

We're terrible.

Why?

You'd be a good cat burglar.

We're the best, I think you mean?

Mind your own business but also tell me.

My powers really do loan themselves to a villain build. Hm.

I know at least three people who would disagree.

Bossy.

Yeah but being an antihero is cuter. So you could maybe do some Robin Hood shit.

Three people out of the whole world isn't too bad.

I am, it's very endearing. Now cough up the info, please. I promise it's for a good cause.

But if I'm stealing from the rich I have to start with myself. Not fun.

I did say at least.

Fine. Greek food is my favorite and I'm quite fond of lamb.

Hm, true. To be fair, though, Robin Hood didn't steal from every rich person. I'm pretty sure.

Well, they're all stupid because we're awesome.

Thanks~ ♥

It would be very antihero of me to only steal from my fellow rich idiots.

We are. I don't like anyone better.

Any other knowledge you wish to prise from me?

Right? Could you donate your own money? Absolutely. But it's more fun if it's forcefully taken from others.

Me either. ♥

What's your social security number?

This is sounding more appealing by the minute.

666.

Kind of sad I'll be dead so I won't be able to really appreciate it. Unless you're just going to do it with or without my murder leaving you untethered.

Man, I should have been able to guess that one.