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[exacutus]

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DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Nah, he couldn't invite the whole station is all, I assume. Or he knew I'd whine at you until you came with me.

If he doesn't want you there he can turn us away at the door and we can go drive to a Wendy's or something.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Mm, no. It's giving personal insult. Which means of course I'm going.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Good enough for me, I just don't want to sit alone/want to be a bitch, and you fit very nicely with both those things.

How nice should we dress?

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Glad to be of use.

Disgustingly nice. We have to be the prettiest things there.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

It's why I keep you around.

Agreed. Shouldn't be too hard. I'll let you pick the color scheme, if you want.

[...]

Also, how're you feeling about ev

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

How's that thin ice you're treading?

Is red too obvious?

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

A little treacherous, but I've mostly got the hang of it. 😘

Who cares if it is? We're going to look so good.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Famous last words.

Honestly, I feel sorry for anyone who isn't us.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Mints, what would you do if you murdered me? You'd be so bored.

I normally do anyways.

Oh hey, what's your favorite kind of food?

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Probably turn to a life of crime to keep myself entertained.

We're terrible.

Why?

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

You'd be a good cat burglar.

We're the best, I think you mean?

Mind your own business but also tell me.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

My powers really do loan themselves to a villain build. Hm.

I know at least three people who would disagree.

Bossy.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Yeah but being an antihero is cuter. So you could maybe do some Robin Hood shit.

Three people out of the whole world isn't too bad.

I am, it's very endearing. Now cough up the info, please. I promise it's for a good cause.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

But if I'm stealing from the rich I have to start with myself. Not fun.

I did say at least.

Fine. Greek food is my favorite and I'm quite fond of lamb.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Hm, true. To be fair, though, Robin Hood didn't steal from every rich person. I'm pretty sure.

Well, they're all stupid because we're awesome.

Thanks~ ♥

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

It would be very antihero of me to only steal from my fellow rich idiots.

We are. I don't like anyone better.

Any other knowledge you wish to prise from me?

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Right? Could you donate your own money? Absolutely. But it's more fun if it's forcefully taken from others.

Me either. ♥

What's your social security number?

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

This is sounding more appealing by the minute.

666.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Kind of sad I'll be dead so I won't be able to really appreciate it. Unless you're just going to do it with or without my murder leaving you untethered.

Man, I should have been able to guess that one.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

I could probably be convinced not to murder you.

You're slipping, Noah.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

I am taking you to dinner tomorrow, which is very cool and nice of me.

I'm getting old, I guess.

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Anyone could take me out to dinner, though.

Ancient. Like someone's grandpa on perpetual spring break.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Yeah but who else is taking you to dinner?

Aren't you older than me?

DM [8/11]

[exacutus]

Ouch. No need to remind me that I'm forever alone.

You'll never know.

DM [8/11]

[bubble_boy]

Alone??? Do I not exist, Mints? Jeeze.

I'm pretty sure I saw a grey hair on you the other day, so I'm going to go with yes.